A wizard cat's guide to weird clues and other suspicious nonsense.

Good Day, It is I, Sir Archibald the Unbothered, here with a lesson that will prepare you for a very important quest. One that will change the course of your future. One that will initiate you into the deep mystical world of cat wizardry.

You know, Dear Studious Apprentice, how frustrating it can be to chase the red dot of a laser pen only to come up with empty paws?

And yet again, and again, we chase the red dot.

Yes, yes, I know it seems irresistible, nay impossible to avoid, but we must have the strength to hone in on our cat senses and remember that there is someone on the other end laughing away at just how predictable we are.

It is the tale as old as time...the gatekeepers of attention, the theives of time. They show up in our myths as times of magical sleeping spells, seductive distractions, and false short cuts.

I will let you in on a little secret that most humans overlook. There are red dots of distraction around. us that are designed to steal our time. They use their power to blur out the weird and magical clues that lead us down our own Hero's journey. They attempt to hijack us on our very own path of mythological adventure.

In this series we will use the Tarot and ancient cat wisdom to learn the skills and access the tools to become the intentional magicians of time and space we know ourselves to be. We will no longer be victims of suspicious nonsense, but purveyors of it. We will access the highest levels of Quantum Cosmic Cat Sorcery.

Your first assignment, dear adventurous apprentice, will require you to set aside a few precious moments to write the following statement on a piece of paper and repeat it 3 times every hour for a week....

"My focus is my super power."

extra credit statement

"Cats are smarter than dogs"

The journey starts now.

mews and purrs,

Sir Archibald, the unbothered