The Cosmic Classroom

Welcome, curious and mischievous deviants.

The Cosmic Classroom is riddled with high strangeness, magical chaos, and unfiltered imagination.

Headmistress Asha Nova and His Unbothered Excellency, Sir Archibald the Cat will guide you through the kind of magic that was never meant to be taught in polite company.

This is a classroom for the magnificently weird, the delightfully unhinged, and anyone who has ever suspected that life is far stranger than meets the eye.

A wizard cat's guide to weird clues and other suspicious nonsense.

Good Day, It is I, Sir Archibald the Unbothered, here with a lesson that will prepare you for a very important quest. One that will change the course of your future. One that will initiate you into the deep mystical world of cat wizardry. You know, Dear Studious Apprentice, how frustrating it can be to chase the red dot of a laser pen only to come up with empty paws? And yet again, and again, we chase the red dot. Yes, yes, I know it seems irresistible, nay impossible to av

Kristina Rich

Mar 132 min read