The Cosmic Classroom

Welcome, curious and mischievous deviants.

The Cosmic Classroom is riddled with high strangeness, magical chaos, and unfiltered imagination.

Here, Headmistress Asha Nova will present messages of magic that aren't meant for polite company.

This is a classroom for the magnificently weird, the delightfully unhinged, and anyone who has ever suspected that life is far stranger than meets the eye.

The Fool Wanders In and Gives Us a Lesson on Binary Code

Hey Space Nerds. Welcome to Tarot in Space, a place where I, Asha Nova, your favorite potion slinging interdimensional bar witch, introduce you to some of the weird little wormholes of the Tarot. Tonight we are visited by The Fool, our favorite instigator of mischief, and his cute ass dog, Milo. The fool hopped into the bandwaves of the Crooked Comet for a cocktail and to teach us a little lesson on binary code. It’s important for you to know, little Starseedlings, that the d

Kristina Rich

Aug 232 min read

A wizard cat's guide to weird clues and other suspicious nonsense.

Good Day, It is I, Sir Archibald the Unbothered, here with a lesson that will prepare you for a very important quest. One that will change the course of your future. One that will initiate you into the deep mystical world of cat wizardry. You know, Dear Studious Apprentice, how frustrating it can be to chase the red dot of a laser pen only to come up with empty paws? And yet again, and again, we chase the red dot. Yes, yes, I know it seems irresistible, nay impossible to av

Kristina Rich

Mar 132 min read